Norway Maple (Don't be Shady)

from Aphrodite Kallipygos by Akrasia

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norway maple (dont be shady)
(danylo)


i know this guy
knew this guy
he was cool
but now hes gone
disappeared
cause some girl's got his sack


and our friends shake their heads
cause hes pretty much dead
and thats' really something you should shake your head at


dont be shady
dont ditch your friends for a girl
dont drop out of school to work at ponderosa
dont write code
dont drink too much robotussin
dont block out the sun
like a norway maple


if i had a hammer
lord, id build the biggest clubhouse
as big as any man has ever seen
and if i had a million dollars
id pay someone else to build my clubhouse
id watch cable
smoke a p-funk
throw the i-ching


but it seems as of late
everybodys gotta skate
and the grass is always greener
when you piss in someone elses yard and


dont be shady
dont ditch your friends for a girl
dont drop out of school to work at giant eagle
dont write code
dont drink too much robotussin
dont block out the sun
like a norway maple


so everybody in the catalina
cause we're driving out to gary
(big deals cookin' out in gary
we dont gotta work no more)
and if we get past this audition
then we'll all be goin' fishin'
and i wish you could've been more here


dont be shady
dont ditch your friends for a girl
dont drop out of school to work at eat n park
dont write code
dont drink too much robotussin
dont block out the sun
like a norway maple

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from Aphrodite Kallipygos, released May 30, 2007
Wm Danylo

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