Orgasborg

by Akrasia

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Ladies and Gentlemen of AkrasiaNation: presented for your devourment, 18 brand new righteously electric tracks, 74 minutes of beefy guitars, animal drums, songs of Light and Life and other things too, a veritable smorgasbord, orgasbord, Orgasborg: a ‘double album’ set that fits on one economical compact disc or the mp3 playing device of your personal preference.

Lyrical themes and subject matter contained include the following:

- Love
- Friday Night Lights
- Panpsychism and moral hedonism
- A rubber duck, a knight in a suit of armor that also is a rubber duck
- The Lovecraftian Silver Twilight Lodge as a modern day college bar
- Tamarian mythology of the next generation
- Nostalgia; the twinge of longing
- The heralding of Marduk
- Houses populated entirely by cats
- The lovechild of William Burroughs and Beck
- Feeling good on your own terms
- The townspeople above and outside of Tunnel 57
- The effects of thermodynamics on interpersonal relationships
- Hammers of the Gods
- Natural causes
- Sexy Local Musicians in Your Area
- Trade negotiation in Settlers of Catan
- Being lost in a moment for a moment
- The Christmas Spirit
- The joys of the passenger seat, sincerity, the ’90’s
- The effects of time travel on our formative years
- Drinking a cold beer in a hot shower
- The dearth of genuine role models
- Complacency through the willful suspension of disbelief
- Maybe saying Goodbye and being OK with that

Orgasborg: The Double Album by Akrasia is scheduled for a Spring '15 release, but may release any day before that if I feel like it and songs may drip out to quality folks who pre-order.

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released April 1, 2015

(C), (P) 2014,2015 Akrasia LLC

Cast of Characters:

Bill Danylo – vocals, Martin 000-15, percussion
Fletch – drums
Dr. Michael Buric – banjo, guitars
Benji Balix – bass
Blaise Castelli – bass, clavinova, vocals, guitars
Dale Gritty VK – guitars
Jordan Auth – guitars
Dave Nemo – bass
Clay Scholtz – clavinova, vocals
Chad Scholtz – bass
Patrick 'the Squirrel' Keddie – mandolin, melodica, banjo
Speechwriter Dave Lowensohn - guitars, bass
Paul Desman – guitars, vocals
Hurricane James Emanuel- guitars
Brian Volinic – guitars
Jon Craig – guitars

Tracks 2,3,4,5,6,7,9,12,16 written by Bill Danylo
Tracks 11, 14, written by Bill Danylo & Clay Scholtz
Tracks 1,8 written by Bill Danylo & Blaise Castelli
Tracks 13,15 written by Blaise Castelli & Clay Scholtz
Track 18 written by Clay Scholtz, Bill Danylo, & Blaise Castelli
Track 10 written by Fletch
Track 17 words by Charles Bukowski & Bill Danylo
Track 17 music by Bill Danylo & Blaise Castelli

Produced, Engineered, Mixed, Mastered
@ the MillHut Attic Studio by Bill Danylo
Cover Art adapted from 'Girl on Venice Beach' by Dan Bern

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Track Name: Thelma Dubinsky
Water down the dandelion leaves
Sell em by the pound
Sell em by the pound
Water down the dandelion leaves
Sell em by the pound
Sell em by the pound

I feel love
But it comes and goes
Maybe I’m blessed or
Maybe I tried hard
When it’s good it’s so good
If you’re out you can take the window

Good Lord willing we’re all
Goin’ to State
Good Lord willing we’re all
Goin’ to State
Good Lord willing we’re all
Goin’ to State
Good Lord willing we’re all
Goin’ to State

The house red comes from a box
But it suits you enough
Looks red enough
Floats above your hand like the doves’ own ambrosia
Said ‘you reach the bottom when you stop digging’
Said ‘excuse me, I’ve been here too long’

I feel love
But it comes and goes
Maybe I’m blessed or
Maybe I tried hard
When it’s good it’s so good
If you’re out you can take the window

Good Lord willing we’re all
Goin’ to State
Good Lord willing we’re all
Goin’ to State
Good Lord willing we’re all
Goin’ to State
Good Lord willing we’re all
Goin’ to Stonehenge

I feel love
But it comes and goes
Maybe I’m blessed or
Maybe I tried hard
When it’s good it’s so good
If you’re out you can take the window

Good Lord willing we’re all
Goin’ to State
Good Lord willing we’re all
Goin’ to State
Good Lord willing we’re all
Goin’ to State
Good Lord willing we’re all
Goin’ to State

At this moment, I feel perfect
At this moment, I feel perfect
At this moment, I feel perfect
At this moment, I feel perfect
Track Name: Fight the Good Fight
Just when I got out
Pulled me back in
Right now is all the time
We’re all the Me’s
We ever been

I done good
I’m getting it better
I go hard
I go righteous
I give
I give completely

If this is all we get
Might as well make it count
If this is all we get
Might as well make it cool

Fight the good fight
Fight the good fight
Fight the good fight
Fight the good fight

I’ve been low
Lost my faith, lost my direction
Lost my fire
Got my legs up on the river

If this is all we get
Might as well make it count
If this is all we get
Might as well make it cool

Fight the good fight
Fight the good fight
Fight the good fight
Fight the good fight

If this is all we get
Might as well make it count
If this is all we get
Might as well make it cool

Fight the good fight
Fight the good fight
Fight the good fight
Fight the good fight
Track Name: Caliente's
Miskatonic University
Two blocks down the road from Old Main
Miskatonic University
Two blocks down the road from Old Main

Caliente’s (drugs in the back)
Caliente’s (drugs in the back)
Drugs in the back
Drugs in the back

Used to be the Twilight Lodge
When ol Sanford owned the place
Colors lurking out of time
Colors out of space

Caliente’s (drugs in the back)
Caliente’s (drugs in the back)
Drugs in the back
Drugs in the back

Mi-go mixers, Dunwich drafts
Down the stairs is where the fun in
Shoggoth slammers, Shoggoth slammers
Bring out the Moon Beasts, Dark Youngins

Caliente’s (drugs in the back)
Caliente’s (drugs in the back)
Drugs in the back
Drugs in the back

Daisy Walker waits the tables
Mandy’s at the bar at 10
She might let you take her home
If you roll, you can roll again

Caliente’s (drugs in the back)
Caliente’s (drugs in the back)
Drugs in the back
Drugs in the back

I had the pizza
Bacon and sausage
You got the pizza
Extra cheese
I got the pizza
Bacon and sausage
You got the pizza
Extra cheese

I had the pizza
You had the pizza
The pizza gave us AIDS
I had the pizza
You had the pizza
The pizza gave us AIDS

AIDS pizza (Caliente’s)
AIDS pizza (Caliente’s)
Caliente’s (drugs in the back)
Drugs in the back
Drugs in the back
Drugs in the back
Drugs in the back
Track Name: Darmok
Juliet on her balcony
Arms wide
Sails unfurled
Eyes uncovered
When it rises

Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
Picard and Dathon at El-Adrel
Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
Picard and Dathon at El-Adrel

Faces wet
Face black, eyes red
In the court of silence
Army with its fist closed
Faces wet
Face black, eyes red
In the court of silence
Army with its fist open

Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
Picard and Dathon at El-Adrel
Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
Picard and Dathon at El-Adrel

When the walls fell
When the walls fell
When the walls fell
When the walls fell

On the ocean
At rest
On the ocean
At rest

Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
Picard and Dathon at El-Adrel
Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
Picard and Dathon at El-Adrel

When the walls fell
When the walls fell
When the walls fell
When the walls
Track Name: Green Ford Taurus
Cuyahoga
Riverbend
Polaris
Cuyahoga
Riverbend
Polaris

I’m going to Heaven
In a green Ford Taurus
I’m going to heaven
In a green Ford Taurus

Edinboro
Chesapeake
Khartoum
Tionesta
Washington
Cleveland Airport Marriott

I’m going to Heaven
In a green Ford Taurus
I’m going to heaven
In a green Ford Taurus

I will wait for you
Until I won’t
I will wait for you
Until I won’t
Of all the miss that I miss
Guess I miss you the most
I will wait for you
Until I won’t

I’m going to Heaven
I’m gone
Track Name: Cat House
House across the street
Nobody lives there
Nobody lives there
Nobody lives there
Ain’t nobody lives there
No people, just cats
House across the street
Nobody lives there
Nobody lives there
Nobody lives there
Ain’t nobody lives there
No people, just cats

Cat House
Cat House
Cat House
Nobody lives there
No people, just cats

They’ll answer the door
If you go up and knock
Looks just like all the other
Houses on the block
Cept for more cats
No people, just cats

Maybe it’s owned by a bank
Or there’s cracks in the foundation
Maybe it’s tied up
Some school district tax litigation
Ain’t nobody lives there
No people, just cats

Cat House
Cat House
Cat House
Nobody lives there
No people, just cats

Aw, there’s twenty on the porch
Hanging out so perplexing
Keep the neighbors up all night
Freaky cat YEOWling
Crazy cats YEOWling in the house
Nobody lives there
No people, just cats

House across the street
It’s practically a given
It’s substantially larger
Than the apartment I live in
Maybe I ought to move in with them
Yeah, me and the cats

My house
Our house
Our house
It’s a very very very fine house
Track Name: Me & God
Me & God doing just fine
Rolling in the valley when the big moon shines
Making hay til the sun goes away
Me & God doing just fine

Me & God doing just fine
Early to bed, church by nine
Thankful for the day in store
Me & God doing just fine

Me & God doing just fine
Early to bed, work by nine
Earn my pay, and I call it a day
Me & God doing just fine

Me & God doing just fine
Rolling in the valley when the big moon shines
Making hay til the sun goes away
Me & God doing just fine

Me & God doing just fine
Bank lets me check my money online
All my money is on this card
Me & God doing just fine

Me & God doing just fine
Got a bigger house with a loan from the bank
Got a bigger car with a loan from the bank
Me & God doing just fine

Me & God doing just fine
Rolling in the valley when the big moon shines
Making hay til the sun goes away
Me & God doing just fine

Me & God doing just fine
Staying up late cause my job is gone
So much time for sacramental wine
Me & God doing just fine
Me & God doing just fine
I got a cough and a lump on my balls
Sold the house to pay the doctor
Me & God doing just fine

Me & God doing just fine
Rolling in the valley when the big moon shines
Making hay til the sun goes away
Me & God doing just fine

Me & God doing just fine
No more money. No more wine.
I got faith, but you can’t eat faith
Me & God doing just fine

Me & God doing just fine
All my friends I had are dead
I’m so old. Shucks, being old.
Me & God doing just fine

Me & God doing just fine
Rolling in the valley when the big moon shines
Making hay til the sun goes away
Me & God doing just fine
Track Name: Summer Come Early
Hand delivered on the weekend
Orange black haze
Race to the bottom
Stale bread for the blue jays
Bacon for breakfast
Grease up the pan
Summer come early
Plug in the box fan

I only bother with things that I want to
You only come round when I’m not home
But Emily
Likes me

Catholic submission
Protestant guilt
Waves slapping up her thighs
Toes in the silt
Camel left burning
Riesling on ice
Extra gold sugar
Pampasan spice

I only bother with things that I want to
You only come round when I’m not home
But Emily
Likes me

One bad inning
They take back the champagne
Pray for redemption
Pray for the rain
Steam down the television
King James in the drawer
Summer come early
I’ll come if you are

I only bother with things that I want to
You only come round when I’m not home
But Emily
Likes me
Track Name: All of the Words
There’s some words I’d like to say to you
Some are sweet
Some are mean
I’m sorry when I’m mean

There’s some words I’d like to say to you
Some are soft
Some are softer
I miss you when you’re gone
I miss you when you’re here

There’s some words I’d like to say to you
But I won’t
I won’t
I’ll think about it but I won’t

All of the words to you
All of the words to you

I give all of the words to you
Track Name: Half Time With Fletch
drums drums drums
Track Name: Last Day on Earth
What would you do on the last day on Earth?
What would you do on the last day on Earth?
What would you do on the last day on Earth?
I wanna die in my sleep
Die in my sleep
Everybody wants to die in their sleep
On the last day
Last day on Earth
Last day
Last Day on Earth

Some people go crazy
Some people think they can fly
Some people bury their heads
In some other people’s thighs
And die in their sleep
Die in their sleep
On the last day on Earth
Everybody wants to die in their sleep
On the last day
Last day on Earth
On the last day
Last Day on Earth

Everybody wants to die in their sleep
Everybody wants to die in their sleep
Everybody wants to die in their sleep
Track Name: Open Stage
I’m so high
I’m higher than you are
But if I’m wrong
We should hang out later

Ore…?
Wheat….?
Sheep….”
Brick?
No.

Yeah, I saw you at the open stage
And I’d like to see you naked
Yeah, I saw you at the open stage
And I’d like to see you naked

I’m so fine
I’m finer than you are
But if I’m wrong
We should hang out later

Ore…?
Wheat….?
Sheep….”
Brick?
No.

Yeah, I saw you at the open stage
And I’d like to see you naked
Yeah, I saw you at the open stage
And I’d like to see you naked
Track Name: Fog Dog
I was walking through the fog
Thought I saw a dog
Turned round the other way

Walking through the fog
Running from a dog
Fog Dog

I got lost on my way back home
I got lost on my way back home
On my way back home
Track Name: The Best Gift
Woke up this morning
You were gone
Just what I asked for
Everything this good boy wants

Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Have a Happy New Year

Joy to the world
One stocking by the tree
I got the best gift
I got Me

Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Have a Happy New Year
Was the perfect
Six inch snow
Not a footprint
So where’d you go?

Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Have a Happy New Year
Was the first time
In such a long time
Felt like Ol Saint Nick come spreading cheer
Was the perfect
Six inch snow
Not a footprint
So where’d you go?

Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Have a Happy New Year
Track Name: Trainwreck
I need my ears and my eyes checked
You make me feel like a trainwreck
What I’ve come to expect
Is what I don’t already know

I don’t know how I got here
Everything seems so unclear
Who knows what’s out there
You better check below
You probably should’ve checked below

Below is where they always go to hide
Down inside where they can’t find
Below is where I never go
I keep dreaming of a world where I can find a better place for me and

Is this what took you so long
Waiting for us to be so strong
We never did nothing wrong
We could’ve just said hello
We probably should’ve said hello

Below is where they never go to hide
Down inside where they can’t find
Below is where I always go
I keep dreaming of a world where I can find a better place for me and you
Track Name: Hot Shower / Cold Beer
Cold Beer
Hot Shower
Hot Shower
Cold Beer

Cold Beer
Hot Shower
Hot Shower
Cold Beer

Cold Beer
Hot Shower
Hot Shower
Cold Beer

Cold Beer
Hot Shower
Hot Shower
Cold Beer

Hello there
How are you?
It’s good to be together
It’s good to be with you
Hello there
How are you?
It’s good to be together
It’s so good to be with you

Cold Beer
Hot Shower
Hot Shower
Cold Beer

Cold Beer
Hot Shower
Hot Shower
Cold Beer

Cold Beer
Hot Shower
Hot Shower
Cold Beer

Cold Beer
Hot Shower
Hot Shower
Cold Beer

I went back in time
Punched me in the face
I went back in time
Kicked my own ass
Said you slacker, you slacker
Could’ve worked harder
Could’ve been someone

I went back in time
Punched me in the face
I went back in time
Kicked my own ass

Said I really wouldn’t change anything
Even the sad parts because the sad parts just help you appreciate the good parts that much more
And anyway I gotta go, I can’t tell you much more, rules are rules…
And I looked at me
And looked at me looking at me

And I said
It’s gonna be OK
It’s gonna be OK
It’s gonna be OK
But you didn’t make it easy on us

It’s gonna be OK
It’s gonna be OK
It’s gonna be OK
But you didn’t make it easy on us

Cold Beer
Hot Shower
Hot Shower
Cold Beer

Cold Beer
Hot Shower
Hot Shower
Cold Beer

Cold Beer
Hot Shower
Hot Shower
Cold Beer

Cold Beer
Hot Shower
Hot Shower
Cold Beer
Track Name: The Lucky Ones
Dutifully employed
Stuck in the rain
Down to one lane traffic
Lucky ones
Three bedroom house
Minimal debt
Double cheeseburger value meal
Lucky ones

Don’t think to think or remember
Don’t think to think or remember
Don’t think to think or remember
Lucky ones

You know what I want
Some shit I don’t got
You know what I want

Have you hugged your kid today
Do you know if you have kids
Some folks do, some folks don’t
Lucky ones

Twelve hundred dollar deductible
Bionicly grafted smart phone
Fake plastic vagina
Lucky ones

You know what I want
A newer feel good
You know what I want

All the people you look up to
Are on TV
Some play sports
Some aren’t even real
Your role models aren’t real people
Your role models aren’t real people
Actors reading lines someone else wrote
Actors reading lines someone else wrote
Actors reading lines someone else wrote
Actors reading lines someone else wrote
Lucky ones

You can do what you want
Do nothing at all
You can do what you want
Do nothing at all
Take a shower
Clean yourself off
Put on a coat
It’s cold outside
Lucky ones

I’ve not escaped
But I’ve not failed at trying
I’ve not escaped
But I’ve not failed at trying
Got no money but I keep getting drinks
Got no smoke but I still get high
We are the best and the worst of them all
Lucky ones

We are the best and the worst of them all
We are the best and the worst of them all
We are the best and the worst of them all
We are the best and the worst of them all
Lucky ones
Track Name: Someday
Someday
I’ll lay down
For a long time
Someday

Someday
I’ll lay down
For a long time
For a real long time
Someday

Someday
I’ll lay down
For a long time
So I drink it up
Each and every day
I drink it up
Each and every day
Of my life

Touch the sunset from the beach
Stars in the ocean within reach
Washing over me waves go by
Lying on my back staring up at the sky
This is where I wanna be when I die
This is where I wanna be when I die
Little pumpkin pie

If I don’t see you again
This is goodbye
If I don’t see you again
This is goodbye
All my stuff
You can leave outside
You’re the last thing important to me
Little pumpkin pie
Little pumpkin pie
You’re the last thing important to me
Little pumpkin pie

Touch the sunset from the beach
Stars in the ocean within reach
Washing over me waves go by
Lying on my back staring up at the sky
This is where I wanna be when I die
This is where I wanna be when I die
You by my side
You by my side
You’re the last thing important to me
Little pumpkin pie

If I don’t see you again
This is goodbye
If I don’t see you again