Orgasborg

by Akrasia

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1.
Water down the dandelion leaves Sell em by the pound Sell em by the pound Water down the dandelion leaves Sell em by the pound Sell em by the pound I feel love But it comes and goes Maybe I’m blessed or Maybe I tried hard When it’s good it’s so good If you’re out you can take the window Good Lord willing we’re all Goin’ to State Good Lord willing we’re all Goin’ to State Good Lord willing we’re all Goin’ to State Good Lord willing we’re all Goin’ to State The house red comes from a box But it suits you enough Looks red enough Floats above your hand like the doves’ own ambrosia Said ‘you reach the bottom when you stop digging’ Said ‘excuse me, I’ve been here too long’ I feel love But it comes and goes Maybe I’m blessed or Maybe I tried hard When it’s good it’s so good If you’re out you can take the window Good Lord willing we’re all Goin’ to State Good Lord willing we’re all Goin’ to State Good Lord willing we’re all Goin’ to State Good Lord willing we’re all Goin’ to Stonehenge I feel love But it comes and goes Maybe I’m blessed or Maybe I tried hard When it’s good it’s so good If you’re out you can take the window Good Lord willing we’re all Goin’ to State Good Lord willing we’re all Goin’ to State Good Lord willing we’re all Goin’ to State Good Lord willing we’re all Goin’ to State At this moment, I feel perfect At this moment, I feel perfect At this moment, I feel perfect At this moment, I feel perfect
2.
Just when I got out Pulled me back in Right now is all the time We’re all the Me’s We ever been I done good I’m getting it better I go hard I go righteous I give I give completely If this is all we get Might as well make it count If this is all we get Might as well make it cool Fight the good fight Fight the good fight Fight the good fight Fight the good fight I’ve been low Lost my faith, lost my direction Lost my fire Got my legs up on the river If this is all we get Might as well make it count If this is all we get Might as well make it cool Fight the good fight Fight the good fight Fight the good fight Fight the good fight If this is all we get Might as well make it count If this is all we get Might as well make it cool Fight the good fight Fight the good fight Fight the good fight Fight the good fight
3.
Caliente's 04:05
Miskatonic University Two blocks down the road from Old Main Miskatonic University Two blocks down the road from Old Main Caliente’s (drugs in the back) Caliente’s (drugs in the back) Drugs in the back Drugs in the back Used to be the Twilight Lodge When ol Sanford owned the place Colors lurking out of time Colors out of space Caliente’s (drugs in the back) Caliente’s (drugs in the back) Drugs in the back Drugs in the back Mi-go mixers, Dunwich drafts Down the stairs is where the fun in Shoggoth slammers, Shoggoth slammers Bring out the Moon Beasts, Dark Youngins Caliente’s (drugs in the back) Caliente’s (drugs in the back) Drugs in the back Drugs in the back Daisy Walker waits the tables Mandy’s at the bar at 10 She might let you take her home If you roll, you can roll again Caliente’s (drugs in the back) Caliente’s (drugs in the back) Drugs in the back Drugs in the back I had the pizza Bacon and sausage You got the pizza Extra cheese I got the pizza Bacon and sausage You got the pizza Extra cheese I had the pizza You had the pizza The pizza gave us AIDS I had the pizza You had the pizza The pizza gave us AIDS AIDS pizza (Caliente’s) AIDS pizza (Caliente’s) Caliente’s (drugs in the back) Drugs in the back Drugs in the back Drugs in the back Drugs in the back
4.
Darmok 03:47
Juliet on her balcony Arms wide Sails unfurled Eyes uncovered When it rises Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra Picard and Dathon at El-Adrel Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra Picard and Dathon at El-Adrel Faces wet Face black, eyes red In the court of silence Army with its fist closed Faces wet Face black, eyes red In the court of silence Army with its fist open Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra Picard and Dathon at El-Adrel Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra Picard and Dathon at El-Adrel When the walls fell When the walls fell When the walls fell When the walls fell On the ocean At rest On the ocean At rest Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra Picard and Dathon at El-Adrel Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra Picard and Dathon at El-Adrel When the walls fell When the walls fell When the walls fell When the walls
5.
Cuyahoga Riverbend Polaris Cuyahoga Riverbend Polaris I’m going to Heaven In a green Ford Taurus I’m going to heaven In a green Ford Taurus Edinboro Chesapeake Khartoum Tionesta Washington Cleveland Airport Marriott I’m going to Heaven In a green Ford Taurus I’m going to heaven In a green Ford Taurus I will wait for you Until I won’t I will wait for you Until I won’t Of all the miss that I miss Guess I miss you the most I will wait for you Until I won’t I’m going to Heaven I’m gone
6.
Cat House 04:17
House across the street Nobody lives there Nobody lives there Nobody lives there Ain’t nobody lives there No people, just cats House across the street Nobody lives there Nobody lives there Nobody lives there Ain’t nobody lives there No people, just cats Cat House Cat House Cat House Nobody lives there No people, just cats They’ll answer the door If you go up and knock Looks just like all the other Houses on the block Cept for more cats No people, just cats Maybe it’s owned by a bank Or there’s cracks in the foundation Maybe it’s tied up Some school district tax litigation Ain’t nobody lives there No people, just cats Cat House Cat House Cat House Nobody lives there No people, just cats Aw, there’s twenty on the porch Hanging out so perplexing Keep the neighbors up all night Freaky cat YEOWling Crazy cats YEOWling in the house Nobody lives there No people, just cats House across the street It’s practically a given It’s substantially larger Than the apartment I live in Maybe I ought to move in with them Yeah, me and the cats My house Our house Our house It’s a very very very fine house
7.
Me & God 04:28
Me & God doing just fine Rolling in the valley when the big moon shines Making hay til the sun goes away Me & God doing just fine Me & God doing just fine Early to bed, church by nine Thankful for the day in store Me & God doing just fine Me & God doing just fine Early to bed, work by nine Earn my pay, and I call it a day Me & God doing just fine Me & God doing just fine Rolling in the valley when the big moon shines Making hay til the sun goes away Me & God doing just fine Me & God doing just fine Bank lets me check my money online All my money is on this card Me & God doing just fine Me & God doing just fine Got a bigger house with a loan from the bank Got a bigger car with a loan from the bank Me & God doing just fine Me & God doing just fine Rolling in the valley when the big moon shines Making hay til the sun goes away Me & God doing just fine Me & God doing just fine Staying up late cause my job is gone So much time for sacramental wine Me & God doing just fine Me & God doing just fine I got a cough and a lump on my balls Sold the house to pay the doctor Me & God doing just fine Me & God doing just fine Rolling in the valley when the big moon shines Making hay til the sun goes away Me & God doing just fine Me & God doing just fine No more money. No more wine. I got faith, but you can’t eat faith Me & God doing just fine Me & God doing just fine All my friends I had are dead I’m so old. Shucks, being old. Me & God doing just fine Me & God doing just fine Rolling in the valley when the big moon shines Making hay til the sun goes away Me & God doing just fine
8.
Hand delivered on the weekend Orange black haze Race to the bottom Stale bread for the blue jays Bacon for breakfast Grease up the pan Summer come early Plug in the box fan I only bother with things that I want to You only come round when I’m not home But Emily Likes me Catholic submission Protestant guilt Waves slapping up her thighs Toes in the silt Camel left burning Riesling on ice Extra gold sugar Pampasan spice I only bother with things that I want to You only come round when I’m not home But Emily Likes me One bad inning They take back the champagne Pray for redemption Pray for the rain Steam down the television King James in the drawer Summer come early I’ll come if you are I only bother with things that I want to You only come round when I’m not home But Emily Likes me
9.
There’s some words I’d like to say to you Some are sweet Some are mean I’m sorry when I’m mean There’s some words I’d like to say to you Some are soft Some are softer I miss you when you’re gone I miss you when you’re here There’s some words I’d like to say to you But I won’t I won’t I’ll think about it but I won’t All of the words to you All of the words to you I give all of the words to you
10.
drums drums drums
11.
What would you do on the last day on Earth? What would you do on the last day on Earth? What would you do on the last day on Earth? I wanna die in my sleep Die in my sleep Everybody wants to die in their sleep On the last day Last day on Earth Last day Last Day on Earth Some people go crazy Some people think they can fly Some people bury their heads In some other people’s thighs And die in their sleep Die in their sleep On the last day on Earth Everybody wants to die in their sleep On the last day Last day on Earth On the last day Last Day on Earth Everybody wants to die in their sleep Everybody wants to die in their sleep Everybody wants to die in their sleep
12.
Open Stage 04:30
I’m so high I’m higher than you are But if I’m wrong We should hang out later Ore…? Wheat….? Sheep….” Brick? No. Yeah, I saw you at the open stage And I’d like to see you naked Yeah, I saw you at the open stage And I’d like to see you naked I’m so fine I’m finer than you are But if I’m wrong We should hang out later Ore…? Wheat….? Sheep….” Brick? No. Yeah, I saw you at the open stage And I’d like to see you naked Yeah, I saw you at the open stage And I’d like to see you naked
13.
Fog Dog 03:23
I was walking through the fog Thought I saw a dog Turned round the other way Walking through the fog Running from a dog Fog Dog I got lost on my way back home I got lost on my way back home On my way back home
14.
Woke up this morning You were gone Just what I asked for Everything this good boy wants Merry Christmas Merry Christmas Have a Happy New Year Joy to the world One stocking by the tree I got the best gift I got Me Merry Christmas Merry Christmas Have a Happy New Year Was the perfect Six inch snow Not a footprint So where’d you go? Merry Christmas Merry Christmas Have a Happy New Year Was the first time In such a long time Felt like Ol Saint Nick come spreading cheer Was the perfect Six inch snow Not a footprint So where’d you go? Merry Christmas Merry Christmas Have a Happy New Year
15.
Trainwreck 03:38
I need my ears and my eyes checked You make me feel like a trainwreck What I’ve come to expect Is what I don’t already know I don’t know how I got here Everything seems so unclear Who knows what’s out there You better check below You probably should’ve checked below Below is where they always go to hide Down inside where they can’t find Below is where I never go I keep dreaming of a world where I can find a better place for me and Is this what took you so long Waiting for us to be so strong We never did nothing wrong We could’ve just said hello We probably should’ve said hello Below is where they never go to hide Down inside where they can’t find Below is where I always go I keep dreaming of a world where I can find a better place for me and you
16.
Cold Beer Hot Shower Hot Shower Cold Beer Cold Beer Hot Shower Hot Shower Cold Beer Cold Beer Hot Shower Hot Shower Cold Beer Cold Beer Hot Shower Hot Shower Cold Beer Hello there How are you? It’s good to be together It’s good to be with you Hello there How are you? It’s good to be together It’s so good to be with you Cold Beer Hot Shower Hot Shower Cold Beer Cold Beer Hot Shower Hot Shower Cold Beer Cold Beer Hot Shower Hot Shower Cold Beer Cold Beer Hot Shower Hot Shower Cold Beer I went back in time Punched me in the face I went back in time Kicked my own ass Said you slacker, you slacker Could’ve worked harder Could’ve been someone I went back in time Punched me in the face I went back in time Kicked my own ass Said I really wouldn’t change anything Even the sad parts because the sad parts just help you appreciate the good parts that much more And anyway I gotta go, I can’t tell you much more, rules are rules… And I looked at me And looked at me looking at me And I said It’s gonna be OK It’s gonna be OK It’s gonna be OK But you didn’t make it easy on us It’s gonna be OK It’s gonna be OK It’s gonna be OK But you didn’t make it easy on us Cold Beer Hot Shower Hot Shower Cold Beer Cold Beer Hot Shower Hot Shower Cold Beer Cold Beer Hot Shower Hot Shower Cold Beer Cold Beer Hot Shower Hot Shower Cold Beer
17.
Dutifully employed Stuck in the rain Down to one lane traffic Lucky ones Three bedroom house Minimal debt Double cheeseburger value meal Lucky ones Don’t think to think or remember Don’t think to think or remember Don’t think to think or remember Lucky ones You know what I want Some shit I don’t got You know what I want Have you hugged your kid today Do you know if you have kids Some folks do, some folks don’t Lucky ones Twelve hundred dollar deductible Bionicly grafted smart phone Fake plastic vagina Lucky ones You know what I want A newer feel good You know what I want All the people you look up to Are on TV Some play sports Some aren’t even real Your role models aren’t real people Your role models aren’t real people Actors reading lines someone else wrote Actors reading lines someone else wrote Actors reading lines someone else wrote Actors reading lines someone else wrote Lucky ones You can do what you want Do nothing at all You can do what you want Do nothing at all Take a shower Clean yourself off Put on a coat It’s cold outside Lucky ones I’ve not escaped But I’ve not failed at trying I’ve not escaped But I’ve not failed at trying Got no money but I keep getting drinks Got no smoke but I still get high We are the best and the worst of them all Lucky ones We are the best and the worst of them all We are the best and the worst of them all We are the best and the worst of them all We are the best and the worst of them all Lucky ones
18.
Someday 04:33
Someday I’ll lay down For a long time Someday Someday I’ll lay down For a long time For a real long time Someday Someday I’ll lay down For a long time So I drink it up Each and every day I drink it up Each and every day Of my life Touch the sunset from the beach Stars in the ocean within reach Washing over me waves go by Lying on my back staring up at the sky This is where I wanna be when I die This is where I wanna be when I die Little pumpkin pie If I don’t see you again This is goodbye If I don’t see you again This is goodbye All my stuff You can leave outside You’re the last thing important to me Little pumpkin pie Little pumpkin pie You’re the last thing important to me Little pumpkin pie Touch the sunset from the beach Stars in the ocean within reach Washing over me waves go by Lying on my back staring up at the sky This is where I wanna be when I die This is where I wanna be when I die You by my side You by my side You’re the last thing important to me Little pumpkin pie If I don’t see you again This is goodbye If I don’t see you again

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Ladies and Gentlemen of AkrasiaNation: presented for your devourment, 18 brand new righteously electric tracks, 74 minutes of beefy guitars, animal drums, songs of Light and Life and other things too, a veritable smorgasbord, orgasbord, Orgasborg: a ‘double album’ set that fits on one economical compact disc or the mp3 playing device of your personal preference.

Lyrical themes and subject matter contained include the following:

- Love
- Friday Night Lights
- Panpsychism and moral hedonism
- A rubber duck, a knight in a suit of armor that also is a rubber duck
- The Lovecraftian Silver Twilight Lodge as a modern day college bar
- Tamarian mythology of the next generation
- Nostalgia; the twinge of longing
- The heralding of Marduk
- Houses populated entirely by cats
- The lovechild of William Burroughs and Beck
- Feeling good on your own terms
- The townspeople above and outside of Tunnel 57
- The effects of thermodynamics on interpersonal relationships
- Hammers of the Gods
- Natural causes
- Sexy Local Musicians in Your Area
- Trade negotiation in Settlers of Catan
- Being lost in a moment for a moment
- The Christmas Spirit
- The joys of the passenger seat, sincerity, the ’90’s
- The effects of time travel on our formative years
- Drinking a cold beer in a hot shower
- The dearth of genuine role models
- Complacency through the willful suspension of disbelief
- Maybe saying Goodbye and being OK with that

Orgasborg: The Double Album by Akrasia is scheduled for a Spring '15 release, but may release any day before that if I feel like it and songs may drip out to quality folks who pre-order.

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released April 1, 2015

(C), (P) 2014,2015 Akrasia LLC

Cast of Characters:

Bill Danylo – vocals, Martin 000-15, percussion
Fletch – drums
Dr. Michael Buric – banjo, guitars
Benji Balix – bass
Blaise Castelli – bass, clavinova, vocals, guitars
Dale Gritty VK – guitars
Jordan Auth – guitars
Dave Nemo – bass
Clay Scholtz – clavinova, vocals
Chad Scholtz – bass
Patrick 'the Squirrel' Keddie – mandolin, melodica, banjo
Speechwriter Dave Lowensohn - guitars, bass
Paul Desman – guitars, vocals
Hurricane James Emanuel- guitars
Brian Volinic – guitars
Jon Craig – guitars

Tracks 2,3,4,5,6,7,9,12,16 written by Bill Danylo
Tracks 11, 14, written by Bill Danylo & Clay Scholtz
Tracks 1,8 written by Bill Danylo & Blaise Castelli
Tracks 13,15 written by Blaise Castelli & Clay Scholtz
Track 18 written by Clay Scholtz, Bill Danylo, & Blaise Castelli
Track 10 written by Fletch
Track 17 words by Charles Bukowski & Bill Danylo
Track 17 music by Bill Danylo & Blaise Castelli

Produced, Engineered, Mixed, Mastered
@ the MillHut Attic Studio by Bill Danylo
Cover Art adapted from 'Girl on Venice Beach' by Dan Bern

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