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Singularity

by Akrasia

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Schooner 02:43
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Come on, take a ride with me On my boat, it's guaranteed To be a trip you won't forget if you're hot I'll get you wet Yeah, we'll cruise along the coast Watch the sun as it's almost Lost in the horizon's view All the colors all for you I’m so desirable Oooh, baby, I’m so cool. I'm mostly harmless Get on my Get get on my Schooner Come on, baby don't be shy Set the sail and touch the sky Water's calm, the breeze is right Perfect day for a ride tonight I’m so desirable Oooh, baby, I’m so cool. I'm mostly harmless Get on my Get get on my Schooner ChatGPT in the club Pre-trained, bubs and dubs Down to frack, make it rain Throwing down lines like cheap cocaine Big cat, artificial life Real enough to steal your wife Steal your job You're obsolete He’s GPT You’re just meat Rock it baby side to side This deck is hard wood Polished polished hardwood Hop on you should hop on you should Rock it rock it side to side Rock it on the hardwood Polished polished hardwood Hop on you should Get get on my schooner
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Fly 03:25
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I was minding my own business on a linen tablecloth When I stumbled on a bowl filled with a savory broth I could not resist temptation, I had no time to think Flew right into the bowl and I took a mighty drink I'm a fly stuck in a bowl of soup At a fancy restaurant, I’m dreading the scoop Wish I could escape, but I'm stuck in here In this bowl of soup, my doom is near I see the waiters rushing 'round, carrying trays of food But none of them notice me, swimming so crude The other flies buzzing 'round, enjoying the feast But I'm a prisoner of the bowl, there’ll be no release I'm a fly stuck in a bowl of soup At a fancy restaurant, I’m dreading the scoop Wish I could escape, but I'm stuck in here In this bowl of soup, my doom is near I see the diners all around, enjoying their meal But little do they know, I'm part of the deal I see the spoon coming, it's getting closer I try to fly away, but I'm a loser Feel the heat on my wings, it's getting hotter Won't get to say goodbye to my wife and my daughter I'm a fly stuck in a bowl of soup At a fancy restaurant, I’m dreading the scoop Wish I could escape, but I'm stuck in here In this bowl of soup, my doom is near
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Bad Things 02:45
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Jean gets chased by a swarm of bees Trips and falls in a vat of cheese Jean gets hit in the head with a golf ball Flat tire on the way to the hospital Bad things happening to Jean She's a real loser, real piece of work Bad things happening to Jean She's a bad person, God thinks she's a jerk Jean gets struck by lightning twice Skating on the pond and she falls through the ice Gets stuck in quicksand, mauled by bears Seven kinds of COVID, no one cares Bad things happening to Jean She's such a jag, dragging out the game Bad things happening to Jean She's a bad person, God thinks she's lame Spills coffee on her clothes Gets a sunburn on her toes Ticks and mosquitos bite her on the nose She steals my bricks, she steals my sheep It’s a shame she wakes up when she goes to sleep Bad things happening to Jean She's such a jag, dragging out the game Bad things happening to Jean She's a bad person, God thinks she's lame Bad things happening to Jean She's a real loser, real piece of work Bad things happening to Jean She's a bad person, God thinks she's a jerk
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Seismic Attribute Mapping 02:12
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Beneath the surface of the earth A hidden world of rock and dirt Where tectonic plates collide Mountains rise, valleys glide It's the science of seismic attribute mapping A tool for geologists to track and know The hidden forces at work below And the secrets that the earth doth hold Through seismic waves and data analysis We can map the geology beneath And understand the patterns and trends That shape the land and all its ends It's the science of seismic attribute mapping A tool for geologists to keep track Of the hidden forces at work below And the secrets that the earth doth hold From earthquakes and tremors To the formation of oil and gas Seismic attribute mapping Helps us understand it all at last It's the science of seismic attribute mapping A tool for geologists to keep track Of the hidden forces at work below And the secrets that the earth doth hold
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The Case I Crave 04:36
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The neon lights have all gone dark No more sliders, no more fries Empty tables, broken chairs Ghostly echo of happier times White Castle, a ghost of the past A symbol of loss, a shadow that's cast White Castle, you couldn't be saved Time has erased the case that I craved You were the first, could've been McDonald’s But you rejected the franchise models Perforated patty, onions, pickle and a bun Simple tiny sliders, you could crush a ton The tables and chairs are covered in dust The kitchen once bustling, now silent and hushed The smell of grease lingers in the air But there's no one left, no one left to care White Castle, a ghost of the past A symbol of loss, a shadow that's cast White Castle, you couldn't be saved Time has erased the case that I craved Abandoned White Castle A lonely and forgotten place They had the cases I would crave Now it's just an empty grave You could eat 'em by the sack 'til you had your fill There never ever was one in Cherry Hill Closed down Cleveland, Zanesville, too Never had a castle in the 412 Columbus is two hours and a half away But it's close as it gets for the case I crave At least you got Krystal If you're deep down south And you wanna stuff sliders in your hungry mouth You can buy a frozen box for the microwave But it ain’t the same as the case I craved White Castle, a ghost of the past A symbol of loss, a shadow that's cast White Castle, you couldn't be saved Time has erased the case that I craved
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Wait Your Whole Life 03:58
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You live your life day by day Never knowing what might come your way You can exercise, you can pray But you never know if you'll live to see another day Gotta wait your whole life To find out if you're murdered Gotta wait your whole life To see if you’ll get whacked Try to be cautious, try to be smart But no matter what you do, you can't escape the dark There's always a chance that you'll meet your end And you'll have to face the end my friend Gotta wait your whole life To find out if you're murdered Gotta wait your whole life To see if you’ll get whacked Don't let fear control your life Live each day like it's your last Cherish all the time that you have Cause you never know when it’s your time to pass Does someone got a gun or a knife or a bomb DId someone spread poison on your corn on the cob Cut the lines on your brakes, fill your house with snakes Did you trip or were you pushed down the steps Or do you pass in your sleep naturally in peace And your body gets eaten by your pets Gotta wait your whole life To find out if you're murdered Gotta wait your whole life To see if you’ll get whacked
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Home Team 93-22 03:43
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Kendall, Bell, Giles, Niese Schmidt, Tabata, LaRoche, Lieber Nady, Walker, Bay, Loaiza, Duke, McLouth, Merced, Cordova Morton, Martin, Tucker, Mears Womack, Sanders, Crick, Ramirez Wilson, Randa, Osik, Snell Karstens, King, Buechele Gorzelanny, Wells, Cedeno Ohlendorf, Dotel, Polanco Vogelsong, Moss, Mulholland Richie, Beimel, Neagle, Tomlin Marte, Reynolds, Meek, Malholm Wagner, Parris, Johnson, Jones Doumit, Dewey, Cooke, Melancon Hanrahan, Rivero, Taillon I saw them lose so many games I saw them lose so many games Wakefield, Keller, Kela, Musgrove Simon, Dickerson, Rincon Sauerbeck, Stallings, Hyzdu Lofton, Anderson, Arroyo Cota, Duffy, Redman, Lee Loiselle, Frazier, Hinske McClendon , Castillo Grabow, Morgan, Kratz, Paulino Alvarez, Kuhl, Rodriguez McHenry, Milledge Overbay, Watson, Jaso Capps, Moroff, Caminero Nova, Glasnow, Fogg, Cervelli Hughes, Williams, Kang, Burdi Reese, Moran, Correia Burnett, Diaz, Manzanillo I saw them lose so many games I saw them lose so many games Ericks, Wehner, Archer, Brault Benson, Morris, Sprague, Gott Hope, Gonzales, Jaramillo Grilli, Mercer, Liriano Young, White, Ward, Bautista Pearce, Brown, Perez, Mesa Polcovich, Lincoln, Guillén Cole, Mackowiak, McCutchen Nunez, Christiansen Wilkins, Silva, Hermansen Harrison, Brumfield, Collier Allensworth, Hill, Van Poppel Osuna, Slaught, Hudson Ngoepe, Hayes, Newman Barmes, Freese, Clark, Barajas Meadows, Cummings, Neverauskas I saw them lose so many games I saw them lose so many games Prince, Bullett, Walk, Ruebel Foley, Mondesi, LaValliere Pennyfeather, Varsho, Rios Hartlieb, Ballard, Dyson, Peters Reyes, Kingham, Goff, Gamel Stratton, Crowe, Locke, Minor Holdzkom, Aude, Miceli Bednar, Vólquez, Nogowski Sanchez, Soria, Tsutsugo Happ, Blanton, Santiago Craig, Snider, Smith, Bastardo Holmes, Feliz, Nicasio Bullington, Lambo, Morel Dessens, Worley, Davis, Scahill Van Benschoten, Vander Wal Pete, Hannah, Chester, Saul I saw them lose so many games I saw them lose so many games
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Party Hard 02:53
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Christmas Eve at the office Off the clock, drinks are flowing Dressed up fine, ready to party Can't wait to see where the night is going Sipping eggnog, getting it started A night to remember, a night to party Party Hard, Party Hard At the Nakatomi Plaza Christmas party Live free, party with a vengeance Nakatomi Plaza Christmas party Mistletoe is hanging, lights are shining bright Lobster on the left, prime rib on the right Snowflakes by the light of the moon Nobody’s leaving anytime soon Party Hard, Party Hard At the Nakatomi Plaza Christmas party It's a good day to party hard At the Nakatomi Plaza Christmas party Yippie Ki-Yay, mother nature Let it snow Let it snow Party Hard, Party Hard At the Nakatomi Plaza Christmas party Live free, party with a vengeance Nakatomi Plaza Christmas party It's a good day to party hard At the Nakatomi Plaza Christmas party It's a long way down from the roof At the Nakatomi Plaza Christmas party
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Meatball Jesus 02:16
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There once was a meatball named Jesus He was round and plump, full of flavor and spices He came from the kitchen, a dish divine Sent to bring joy to this world of mine Meatball Jesus, how we love thee Served up hot with some sauce and cheese You bring us together in fellowship and fun Meatball Jesus, our savior in a bun Some say he was just a simple meal But to us he's a hero, to us he's real He may not look like much, but he's worth his weight in gold Meatball Jesus, a story to be told Meatball Jesus, how we love thee Served up hot with some sauce and cheese You bring us together, in fellowship and fun Meatball Jesus, our savior in a bun He may not be the traditional savior But he's the one that we choose to follow With his love and his grace, he brings us all together Meatball Jesus, forever and forever (Hanc escam sume et manduca) Meatball Jesus, how we love thee Served up hot with some sauce and cheese You bring us together, in fellowship and fun Meatball Jesus, our savior in a bun
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Your Grace 05:48
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As I walk Through this land My eyes are clear My skin is tanned Chicory and sweet pear Growing by the Queen Anne's lace Swaying waves of grain Got nothing on your grace We'd jump and swing When our bones were young You'd fold my sweaters The shirts got hung Put you on a pedestal You put me in my place You dug my sense of humor I dug your style and your grace My peerage is respectable My taste, delectable Medicinal at festivals With jezebels collectable But they weren't you I can't be soothed with cheap embrace You accepted me In your forgiveness and your grace I ain't no coward Never took no easy road Won't live in reruns Or Bottle episodes Sketching you from memory Every freckle on your face Until I’m returned To the favor of your grace Take your time Make it count Good news waiting To be found out Roll off the treble Gimmie a little bit more bass You can stay for dinner First you gotta say your grace Eight strawberry leaves Five ermine tails Potent high and noble Standard on the sails Take a knee, bow your head If they're watching, just in case When you address the Duke You say, please, Your Grace

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CAST OF CHARACTERS:

BILL DANYLO - vocals, guitars, synthesizers, bass, percussion, sequencing, saxakazoo, production, engineering, mixing, mastering

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released June 4, 2023

All songs by Bill Danylo
except Fly (Danylo-Volinic)

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Slacker rock legends *Akrasia* are a righteous collective of jagalopes and merrymakers.

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